Final Destination 4: Staring Daniel Durrans

This year it feels like I am living my own personal Final Destination but with less death and more bad luck. I think I must have done or not done something I was destined to do around March this year.
Lets look at the evidence:

1. Grandfather diagnosed with suspected Alzheimer’s
2. Sarah and I split
3. Car crash number 1
4. Powerbook goes in for repair for faulty screen, sleep light and lid latch
5. Car crash number 2
6. Powerbook goes back in for repair due to a scratch on the new screen
7. New car order delayed for no real reason
8. Powerbook returns from repair with two dead pixels and no bluetooth hardware
9. Powerbook battery on the “laptop battery may explode” list

Duds (of askduds.co.uk) has told me that he is not standing next to me on New Years Eve in case 2006 tries to have a final ‘pop’ at me.